Hal Cruttenden Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It

Comedy fans, get ready! Hal Cruttenden, one of the UK’s top stand-up comedians, is set to perform at Silsden Town Hall in 2025 as part of his brand-new tour, Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It. Known for his sharp wit and hilarious takes on modern life, Hal promises an evening of hard-hitting comedy and laugh-out-loud moments.

This new show sees Hal hilariously dissecting everything from middle-aged dating to the absurdities of social media and modern politics. Expect plenty of laughs as he shares his unique perspective on family life, including the bittersweet reality of being loved but not respected by his daughters.

With a career that includes three appearances on Live At The Apollo and performances on The Royal Variety, Have I Got News For You, Bake Off Extra Slice, and Would I Lie To You, Hal is a seasoned performer who never fails to deliver. His previous tour was extended four times, and early reviews suggest Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It will be another smash hit.

This is just one of the incredible comedy events lined up for Silsden Town Hall in 2025, which also features shows from Mark Simmons, Howard Walker's Comedy Club, and Mick Miller.

Don’t miss your chance to see Hal Cruttenden live—guaranteed to leave you in stitches! Tickets are expected to sell fast, so book early to secure your spot.

Tickets go on sale Thursday 19th December for Show Club members with priority booking, and on general sale from Friday 20th December.

"Reminded me of how much I love stand up" - ★★★★ - The Times

"Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot." - ★★★★★ - Daily Mirror

"Naturally funny… challenging and provocative" - ★★★★ - Daily Telegraph

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

September 27, 2025, 8:00 – 10:00 PM|Silsden Town Hall

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