Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
Sat, Sep 27
|Silsden Town Hall
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him. With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle-aged dating and social media...
Time and Location
Sep 27, 2025, 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM
Silsden Town Hall, Kirkgate, Silsden, Keighley, West Yorkshire, BD20 0AJ, United Kingdom
About the event
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him. With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle-aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.
Hal's last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have appeared on Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice. Previous television appearances include Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
"Reminded me of how much I love stand up" - ★★★★ The Times
"Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot" -★★★★★ Daily Mirror
"Naturally funny…challenging and provocative" - ★★★★ Daily Telegraph
Tickets
- Sale ends: Sep 27, 10:00 PM
Band A
This ticket includes a £1.00 restoration levy that goes directly towards the renovation and repair of Silsden Town Hall. Tickets cannot be refunded or exchanged.
£27.50On Sale
- Sale ends: Sep 27, 10:00 PM
Band B
This ticket includes a £1.00 restoration levy that goes directly towards the renovation and repair of Silsden Town Hall. Tickets cannot be refunded or exchanged.
£23.50On Sale
- Sale ends: Sep 27, 9:00 PM
Band C
This ticket includes a £1.00 restoration levy that goes directly towards the renovation and repair of Silsden Town Hall. Tickets cannot be refunded or exchanged.
£19.50On Sale
- Sale ends: Sep 27, 10:00 PM
Accessible Seating
This ticket includes a £1.00 restoration levy that goes directly towards the renovation and repair of Silsden Town Hall. Tickets cannot be refunded or exchanged. As part of our commitment to opening the arts to all, we offer free entry to carers. One free carer ticket can be made available for each paying disabled visitor when booked online. This must be selected at the time of purchase. Proof of entitlement is required at the door.
From £0.00 to £19.50On Sale
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